Kiss My Ass

This tea towel design is the Queen of Sass.  It’s an eyebrow raised, before stalking off, having delivered the killer line of the century.

It was created to remind us to have the confidence and self-belief to stand up for ourselves and ensure we are heard and treated with respect.  To believe in ourselves and our dreams when others may not.  

Leave this cheeky little so-and-so loitering with intent in your kitchen, to quietly let people know just who they’re messing with!

This design is about knowing that the only person you can always rely on to stand up for you, encourage you, fight for and protect you – is your superfine self! 

We get that at times, while true; - this fact may suck.
We get that sometimes we might fancy being rescued just a weeny bit.
And that sometimes we feel too damn tired and overwhelmed to fight all the dragons AND trying to win at adulting too!

But its ok, because you CAN do it.

Remember, as Henry Ford said  ‘ Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t – you’re right.’ 

So, obviously we Think We Can.

You’re Betty Big Bananas!  You can rescue yourself!       (And Bernardo Big Bananas?  The same goes for you too, man..)

Believe in beautiful you.  
Treat yourself with the same love and respect you keep for the finest people in your life.  
And if the important people in your world choose not to treat you with the kindness, interest and respect you deserve?
Remember you don’t have buy popcorn, sit down and keep watching that movie!  

You can make like Lizzo and sashay your fine ass out of there and go choose yourself something better.
Something that lifts you up, fills you with joy and makes your heart sing!  It might feel daunting and scary to walk away from what you know, but sometimes that’s exactly where the peace is.  Often it might be the best choice you ever made!  
If you ever feel you need support or help with anything like this, do check out our help section for lots of advice and ideas.  
And know that we love you and we’ve got you.

The affirmation printed on the tapestry kit for this design says:
‘When you let go, you create space for something better’.
Nothing more needs to be said, really? Does it?

Along with your gorgeous 100% organic cotton tea towel, you will also receive an affirmation card from our Strength collection - to help you work on your Badass skills.

Check out our Empower page to find out more about affirmations, how to use them, along with lots of other ways to help you knock up your best life yet!